chrysocolla, celestite, smoky quartz, native silver and arsenic
this is implying that Hannibal stole the stag head he used to mount Cassie’s body from a truck in a parking lot
like he just fucken stole a stag head, took it right off the damn body
can you please imagine this situation with me
[muffled “Best of Queen” playing in the distance]
Part one of my trip to see April and do to the Jacksonville Hobbit meet up!
nooooo come see me i want to play with the glowswords!!!
What do you call a meeting with Thorin’s sister?
whenever you are sad or lonely remember that sanrio once made a movie about a sheep in a weird stockholm syndrome sorta relationship with the wolf what ate his mom and it teaches you a lot of great life lessons and is entirely on youtube
nuclearnyx asked: (1) Okay so imagine Hannibal and Will just got Homer and it's time to bathe him and since he's so little they just use the kitchen sink (perish the thought) but Hannibal's cool with it for now and gets the sink filled up and stuff and there are a few small plastic toys to keep Homer occupied and Will is just kind of observing at this point because he's still nervous around baby and doesn't want to accidentally hurt him but he wanted to be there
(2) to learn how to bathe a child since it’s probs different than bathing dogs so yeah Hannibal gets him in the water and baby likes like mucho bueno and is laughing and being really cute but then BEEEEEP Hannibal’s phone rings and he has to take the call so he’s all “Will, just chill here with baby I’ll brb” and Will gets really nervous but Hannibal leaves so Will and Homer are just kind of staring at each other for a minute and then he begins to get fussy
(3) so Will decides to try to calm him down by grabbing a random toy from the edge of the sink and it turns out to be a boat and oh man Homer is so into it he like freakin’ loves boats apparently so Will starts telling him all about boats and fishing while washing his hair and stuff and they’re having a gr8 time just bonding like crazy and Homer is making lots of sounds like he’s talking back to Will and Will plays along and then suddenly Homer mumbles real quietly and Will is all like “what?”
(4) and then Homer shouts out “boat!” and Will is like “THAT WAS YOUR FIRST WORD WASN’T IT?” and Homer just kind of giggles and keeps saying “boat” over and over and Will turns around to shout for Hannibal but Hannibal was already there leaning against the wall and in that moment Will knows that everything is going to be alright and he’ll be a good dad and that Hannibal really loves him! (END)
i just got my new stylus in the mail
Page 1 of 76